


like my whole life i’ve been looking for punk boys who dress like it’s 2003
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr