Happy Ferret Tongues.
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Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
"Seeing a movie in the cinema multiple times is not a good idea if you want to save money"
"you saw Guardians Of The Galaxy twice didn’t you?"
god i fucking hate all the posts that are like “pansexuals and asexuals make the best friends because pans flirt with everyone and aces help keep them in check” like wow those are such disgusting stereotypes please get them away from me. not all pansexuals are all incredibly flirty people who dont know how to keep it in their pants, and not all asexuals are frigid prudes who are devoid of pick-up lines.
I feel like basically everyone talks shit about me behind my back but when it’s brought up infront of me everyone’s like omg no I’ve never said anything bad about you but I know that’s a fucking lie because I’m a really shitty person